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Arizona Prostitution Bust

Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

Major Media Outlet Emailed Me:  So the court documents are starting to show up in the prostitution bust from a couple weeks ago. There has got to be some huge names on that list given that one of the girls has Terry Goddard, as in the Arizona State Attorney General, as her defense attorney. Doesn’t that present some sort of conflict when the state’s Attorney General is defending a girl involved in a bust organized by the Maricopa county attorney general? I tried to get a comment from his office and they refused. Maybe you can pull some strings and find out.

Something smells fishy?  Looks like someone slept with the right person.- nik

Also See: Desert Divas Prostitution Ring Busted


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Caption of the Day

Posted in Iraq, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

I see a Ninja? Please be funny and not racist.

Link to yesterday’s winner - Envelope Please

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY tee!


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BREAKING NEWS: Leper Is Engaged

Posted in Dallas, Leper, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, did you hear Leper is engaged to a guy that lives in Scottsdale, Arizona.  She hasn’t told anyone his name.  I wondering since you are from there do you know who the guy is?

Yes, I do and I am not happy about it.  This guy better really think about what he is doing.  I heard the wedding might go down this weekend.  Mike Halow, you are letting the love of your life slip away.- nik

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Assliction Is Desperate

Posted in Newport, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

MMA Weekly: “It’s great to have Affliction Entertainment as a Michael Waltrip Racing partner,” said Michael Waltrip, driver of the No. 55 NAPA AUTO PARTS Toyota and founder of Michael Waltrip Racing. “Our partnership with Affliction and MMA allows us to connect with millions of fans in a unique way.”

“We’re bringing together the excitement of NASCAR racing at Auto Club Speedway and the full contact action of Affliction Entertainment MMA Events,” said Gillian Zucker, president of Auto Club Speedway. “We’re thrilled to host the debut of Affliction in motorsports.”

The 250-lap event will start at 5 p.m. Pacific on Sunday, Aug. 31 from Auto Club Speedway in San Bernardino County, Calif. and will be shown on ABC TV via ESPN-ABC Sports.

This is great news!  Assliction is one step closer to being in Wal-Mart.  Nascar and Assliction is a match made in heaven.  Rednecks would look so good in that gear!  Today is a great day.- nik


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For Your Lunchtime Enjoyment…

Posted in Dirty TV, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

Way to turn hardened Filipino criminals into a chorus line.  Now get back to work please.

If you haven’t seen this already then you know nothing about the internet.  I decided.


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Go #8! Win That Race!

Posted in San Francisco, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Some random hairy guy at Bay to Breakers ‘08 sh*tshow in the streets of SF.

Special report.  Bigfoot has been spotted in Northern California at a rally. Fake news story at 11.- nik


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Platinum Grilled Trout

Posted in Cougars, Dallas, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

WTF? Platinum grilled trout!

THE DIRTY ARMY: check out the grill and bedazzled he thinks he is in the SGM just didn’t get a pic send the army out on him… This dude is amazing! platinum grill, bedazzled everything! His name is Stevie T, at the hotel zaza every weekend, what a trout.

Dude, don’t you have grandchildren to feed besides their friends at the club?  You know you love me right now because you would have never seen this Grandpa Douche in your life unless you moved to Dallas.- nik


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New Star Fu*ker???

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Toronto, Vancouver August 28th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY: New Star F*cker? The broad in the black is from vancouver… dont know where the horse is from though… Ray J likes canadian chicks I guess???

Yeah, because he sells them the dream of coming to America and being famous on TMZ (becoming a reality pornstar optional).- nik


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Shauvon From The Real World Is Losing Weight

Posted in Hollywood, Kansas, Sacramento, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

THE DIRTY ARMY: Since when did Shauvon start hanging out in Kansas w/such attractive people?

The gave her a free flight and a slimfast to show up at there club.- nik


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FROG Lies to the UK Press Again

Posted in Frog, Manchester, The Dirty August 28th, 2008

UK ARTICLE: Alexander Scott owns a company, Ultimate Lifestyle Group Incorporated, which offers personal training, fitness and health consultations. The activities of the company include also arrangements of cosmetic surgery and offers cars and properties for celebrities. One of the Ultimate Lifestyle Group’ clients is Tom Cruise, who received training for his part in Mission Impossible 3. Mr Alexander found his offshore company Ultimate Lifestyle Group Incorporated after studying for law degree. Now he has 60 employees and Scott Alexander is also working very hard for the success of his business.

So I reached out to Tom Cruise’s Management and PR.  They claim they have never heard of the FROG (Scott Alexander).  FROG stop name dropping celebrities from the states.  You don’t have to lie to the UK to make yourself look cool.- nik


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